An Honorary Indian Insurgent
Some of you readers may think that this is purely an Indian-bashing site. But if you read through the almost 200 posts and 10,000+ comments, you will find this forum to be open and vibrant. I myself like to think I am an equal opportunity hater -- if you are a corrupt, inept fuck-up, I'll write about you, regardless of your race.
It just so happens that the Indian-dominated H-1B lobby has incurred my wrath of late, and nothing is worse then to be the target of a pissed-off Marine with a weapon. In this case, my weapon is this blog. That, and my Beretta.
And every now and then, I get a comment from an Indian disgusted with this blog, but also honest about the impact that the venal forces of India, Inc. have had on the impression Americans have of honest Indians. Here is one such response:
"It is incredibly amusing to see how hard you try to 'expose' an Indian connection (and therefore, incriminating evidence lol) in every accident, fraud or other unfortunate event that you see.
I agree that your cause is genuine and deserves attention. Offshoring and visa abuse are causing wage depression and unemployment in the American IT sector, no doubt about that. Anyone who says otherwise is deluded or lying. However, you lose any and all credibility you had by employing your current method of 'protest'. I'm afraid to show you the way of Gandhi; you'd probably dismiss him immediately as a near-naked dalit slumdog motherfucker! ;)
My parents worked very hard to be able to afford an excellent education in one of the greatest countries of the world for their child. I worked very hard to earn my Master's degree and land a decent job. I sincerely believe (and have consistently proven) that I am good at my job; my American superiors have not given me any reason to believe otherwise. I hope you agree that I have a legitimate claim at living the American dream (please pardon the tired cliche).
Btw, inciting hatred and violence is not covered by the First Amendment as far as I know... but I have been wrong before. The people who read your blog and take to violence will be stupid butthurt idiots anyway.
Finally, I do not care if you are racist; that is a problem that only you (and the law) can help you(rself) with. This slumdog sincerely wishes you good luck! "
Now, this guy seems like a nice Desi. Note the absence of Hinglish, like "ur", "bcoz", "i will rape ur daughter in front of your wife", etc.
I have no qualms with this sort of Indian. What I do hate is the shower-shoe wearing booger-farmer that has arrived on our shores in last decade. You know, the creep that went through the 3-week I.T. boot camp in India, and now is being shopped around by his Desi bodyshop as a "Sr. Software Architect".
That, readers, is a SLUMDOG. We in the INSURGENCY know the difference between an Indian immigrant with an MBA from an American university, and a dowry-chasing scumbag here to make a quick buck.
So, like the American forces in the 'Nam welcomed the help of the vicious Hmong tribe, we in the INSURGENCY welcome the contribution that real Indian immigrants can make to the cause.
It's not like we are a bunch racists rednecks. Many of us are minorities and immigrants. In fact, some women are the most active members of the insurgency.
So if you honestly despise Indian-on-Indian exploitation, misogyny, bigotry, and all the other facets of the India offshoring/outsourcing industry, you should do something else besides threatening to sue me, plotting on ImmigrationVoice.org how to invade my privacy, and sending me death threats.
Clean up your own house, Desis.
DISCLAIMER: The thoughts expressed on this blog may or may not be the author's own and are protected by the 1st Amendment. Any attempt to reveal his identity by contacting a slumdog hack at Google, or a corrupt Desi sys-admin at his ISP will be dealt with promptly and severely. Civil and criminal penalties may apply if one is found to have used private information in an attempt to get the author fired at the Hindu-only I.T. ghetto he currently works at. In addition, any Desi who attempts to burn the author's house down because they are enraged over his writing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. This isn't India.
Got something I should know about? Classified company info like tax forms, org. charts, and emails documenting the ethnic cleansing of American programmers at the hands of the H[indu]-1B lobby? Email me. tunnelrat at itgrunt dot com.
Note to slumdogs: All death threats will be reported to the authorities -- it is pretty easy to track you down and get your ass deported once we have your email info.
Note to slumdogs: All death threats will be reported to the authorities -- it is pretty easy to track you down and get your ass deported once we have your email info.
posted by Tunnel Rat @ Tuesday, June 30, 2009
21 Comments
21 Comments:
I agree Rat/ I've met a few legit Indians. And I have no problem with them being here. Problem is for every 1 of them, we are importing 99 frauds who are tearing the place up.
"I sincerely believe (and have consistently proven) that I am good at my job; my American superiors have not given me any reason to believe otherwise. I hope you agree that I have a legitimate claim at living the American dream (please pardon the tired cliche)."
Well, that's where you are wrong. You do not have the right to displace a qualified U.S. citizen if one is available. In any country, citizens should have first right to jobs. In fact that is the LAW in most countries. And just because you THINK you are good at your job doesn't mean you ARE. Can you PROVE it by listing what you have accomplished? If so, then you are welcome to stay. If not, it's time to deport you and give your job to an American who can. Sorry, but that's the way it works in America - there's no free ride.
Right now, all evidence indicates that on balance, Indian immigration is harming the USA. If you want to stay here and are a legit Indian, and are productive, then you need to help us weed out the vermin and send them packing. Otherwise the whole country will be unemployed - including you.
Ghandi BTW was a radical racist:
OFFICIAL RECORD OF THE 109th UNITED STATES CONGRESS ON MOHANDAS K. GANDHI:
The Pratap of Lahore. In this statement, which he called his political testament, Lala Hardayal said:—
“I declare that the future of the Hindu race, of Hindustan and of the Punjab, rests on these four pillars: (1) Hindu Sangathan, (2) Hindu Raj, (3) Shuddhi of Moslems, and (4) Conquest and Shuddhi of Afghanistan and the Frontiers. So long as the Hindu nation does not accomplish these four things, the safely of our children and great-grandchildren will be ever in danger, and the safety of the Hindu race will be impossible. The Hindu race has but one history, and its institutions are homogeneous. But the Musalmans and Christians are far removed from the confines of Hindustan, for their religions are alien and they love Persian, Arab and European institutions. Thus, just as one removes foreign matter from the eye, Shuddhi must be made of these two religions. Afghanistan and the hilly regions of the frontier were formerly part of India, but are at present under the domination of Islam. . . .
…Just as there is Hindu religion in Nepal, so there must be Hindu institutions in Afghanistan and the frontier territory; otherwise it is useless to win Swaraj. For mountain tribes are always warlike and hungry. If they become our enemies, the age of Nadirshah and Zamanshah will begin anew. At present English officers are protecting the frontiers; but it cannot always be. . . .If Hindus want to protect themselves, they must conquer Afghanistan and the frontiers and convert all the mountain tribes.” Excerpted from Dr. Ambedkar’s book “Pakistan”.
I don't understand why they don't teach them in school the value of anti-perspirants and showering. Thats the thing I don't get at all, they spend so much time here yet don't take on even the most basic norms of our society, like cleanliness. The stench is overwhelming on hot days.
I feel like getting some glade stick-ups and affixing them to their backs when they aren't looking. That would cause some smiles in the breakroom, thats for sure.
To the moron vivek:
Here is a list of indian innovations. Some of them quiet ancient since the period the white race were mere nomads and forrest dwellers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions
Here is a list of approximately 150to 200 inventions and disconveries made by indians .
Read especially the mathematics, medicine, science and medicine sections and you will know that some of the mathematical and scientific concepts that are attributed to modern inventors were already known to ancient indians.
So get your head out of your ass and stop posting nonsense.
this indian was so desperate to shove his sick dad back to india he wanted to turn him in and get him deported! What kind of sick minds do these indians posess.. wouldn't you want to help your dad any way you could? I know an American son would. These are the values we are inviting into our country.
.... My friend brought his parents last year and his father suffered a stroke and still in hospital for the past one year. He is so weak to transport to India. Now the medical bill running into few hundred thousand dollars. He have a house and and is paying every month. He is in deep trouble now. We never know what will happen. So be careful in signing any sponsering letter.
He didn't insured them. He invite them to show his new house and his father got sick in the first month of his stay. Now his parents are illegal (overstayed). He need air ambulance to transport to India. He is in semi coma (NON RESPONSIVE) and need oxygen some times.
He thought about getting him deported by using government money by informing USCIS. But lawyers suggested, it will be disaster for the elder person. They may put him detetion facility in NJ and didn't give proper medicine and may die there. No insurance will cover him now. Medicaid for GC and citizens. Not for visitors.
you know its bad when the LAWYER has to point out how bad an idea it was..
http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/news-articles-reports/97230-need-help-suggestion-invite-relative.html
@11:19 PM:
One suggestion.
Please do not make fun of someone's pain. You might not grab the extent of suffering that family must be going through.
Are you kidding me? Everytime, I have had a good laugh at "Vivek", he comes up with more.
Dude, you are the last person in the world who ought to talk about literacy (and India's dearth of it). The snippet you present CLEARLY says:
"Lala Hardayal says..."
And you attribute what follows to Gandhi!!
See, my retarded friend, let me explain... The article may have been from a larger piece on Gandhi. But as evidenced by the words "Lala Hardayal said", it was NOT something Gandhi said.
Another example: When ANDREW said: "All whites are savage brutes of limited cognitive abilities", you cannot attribute that saying to an innocent bystander BOB, its inherent truth notwithstanding.
Tsk Tsk...now go work on addition and subtraction... Language comprehension is not an area of promise for you
Yeah I've seen that fake list of Indian inventions on Wikipedia. Half of them are lies invented elsewhere, and the other half are irrelevant. Chess? Is that the best you can do? For a 5000-year old civilization you people ought to be the worlds' #1 leader by now by far. Instead puny little USA has zoomed way past you in just 250 years. India is a pathetic toilet bowl with no one to clean it up.
Today's young Indians, just like young Chinese are ruthless Nazis. All they care about is making money. They could care less about family or anyone else around them that they are hurting.
The gov'ts of India & China had to do major propaganda work in the late 90s because those gov't wasted 60 years pursuing failed communism. When America's economy boomed in the late 90s and capitalism triumphed, suddenly these governments were facing angry poor mobs of a billion each. In order to hold onto power, both countries had to start a new indoctrination program in their schools telling the young kids that it was evil whitey that made them poor - not 60 years of communism.
In India they even brainwash the students into believing that India is #1 in software and that "all software comes from India" - despite the fact that there is no Indian operating system or applications that anyone uses. These brainwashed young Nazis are now adults and have been sent out into the world with their propagandized brains running amok in our country and destroying our economy because they can't do the work.
They should just prop him up in a cab and tell the cab driver he had too much to drink celebrating his return home. With the airline tickets sticking out of his coat pocket, Skycab can wheel him to his seat before the plane takes off.
Have they made "Weekend at Bernie's III" yet?
"Here is a list of indian innovations. Some of them quiet ancient since the period the white race were mere nomads and forrest dwellers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions".
Funny how the earliest furnace, a major invention, was declared to be an Indian invention. Even a cursory search shows that the furnace mentioned in the Wikipedia post was really found in Pakistan.
As far as the Indian claim to have invented Chess, that is nothing but speculation.
http://www.silk-road.com/newsletter/volumeonenumberone/origin.html
Then again, Indians claiming the ownership is nothing new. We see it everyday.
"Funny how the earliest furnace, a major invention, was declared to be an Indian invention. Even a cursory search shows that the furnace mentioned in the Wikipedia post was really found in Pakistan"
Typical response from a low IQ american idiot.
Asshole, pakistan was a part of india before 1947 before your british cousins divided our country. Learn to read and write first and then comment on the blog.
To Moron at 5:10 AM
"The precursors of chess originated in India during the Gupta dynasty (c. 280 - 550 CE).[17][18][19][20] Both the Persians and Arabs ascribe the origins of the game of Chess to the Indians.[19][21][22] The words for "chess" in Old Persian and Arabic are chatrang and shatranj respectively — terms derived from catura?ga in Sanskrit,[23][24] which literally means an army of four divisions or four corps.[25][26] Chess spread throughout the world and many variants of the game soon began taking shape.[27] This game was introduced to the Near East from India and became a part of the princely or courtly education of Persian nobility.[25] Buddhist pilgrims, Silk Road traders and others carried it to the Far East where it was transformed and assimilated into a game often played on the intersection of the lines of the board rather than within the squares.[27] Chaturanga reached Europe through Persia, the Byzantine empire and the expanding Arabian empire.[26][28] Muslims carried chess to North Africa, Sicily, and Spain by the 10th century.[27]"
Which part of the plain english text above you do not understand?
British divided India and Pakistan in 1947? You kicked the Brits out long ago. Why haven't you reunified both countries by now?
Oh I forgot - you're too busy waging tribal wars and arguing over religions and caste to do anything useful.
No wonder both countries are such a mess. No need to worry tho - as we are now seeing the mess will clean itself up - Taliban will soon have nukes and will use them on India since Muslims hate Hindus and vice versa.
BOOM! 200 million potential H-1Bs disappear instantly.
That solves a big problem for America nicely, wouldn't you say? Maybe the CIA should increase funding to Taliban asap to accelerate their takeover of Pakistan.
And you "invented" a "furnace"?
FOOD GOOD. FIRE BAD. GRUNT GRUNT.
You invented fire now too?
Cavemen used fire 10,000,000 years ago. Then Indians claim they "invented" it 5000 years ago. With stone-age tools like that, who needs America? We can just let India create all the new industries from now on. LOL. GRUNT GRUNT. OINK OINK.
Also, I had once again asked for the list of accomplishments but the poster ran off scared again.
Typical Indian behavior. Ask them for proof (not just boasting) and they flee like rats in terror. They are all totally paranoid of being found out as frauds (which is what my book will do to them soon).
Chess was invented in the 10th century?
You invented ONE GAME in 1000 years? Good for you! I'm very proud of you!
Now what else have you done in 1000 years?
http://math.uww.edu/~mcfarlat/177hist.htm
SOME IMPORTANT EVENTS AND NAMES IN CHESS
The game of chess is thought to have originated in what is now northern India ***or Afganistan*** sometime before 6OO AD: the oldest written references to chess date from then, but there are unverified claims that chess existed as early as 100 AD. The KING at the right is part of a set of pieces dating from about 1200 AD found in a robbers' stash on the Isle of Lewis, northeast of Scotland.
Indians invented chess yet all the chess masters are or were western: Bobby Fisher, Emanuel Lasker, Kasparov, etc.
Where are the Indian chessmasters?
Like Indian IT manager griftologers who lay off Americans too quickly without first getting them to train their replacements, you don't even know how to play your own game!
To low IQ idiot vivek:
Here is a list of famous indian chess players.
Dibyendu Barua
Dibyendu Barua is an Indian Chess Player, and famous for being the Second Grandmaster from India, only to follow the legendry Vishwanathan Anand. Although he showed a lot of promising capabilities in the initial phase of his career, Barua somehow couldn’t impress much with his performance afterwards.
Koneru Humpy
Koneru Humpy is a Female Indian Chess Player, and arguably the best woman at the Chess Board that the nation has ever produced. Considered to be at par with Vishwanathan Anand among the Female Chess Players of India, she holds a World No. 2 ranking among the Female Chess Players, lagged behind only by Judit Polgar, the World No. 1 Female Chess Player.
Krishnan Sasikiran
Krishnan Sasikiran is an Indian Chess Player who holds the prestigious title of a Grand Master, and is famous for being second only to the legendry Vishwanathan Anand according to the FIDE ratings.
Manuel Aaron
Manuel Aaron pioneered the game of chess as a youngster and have played a pivotal role ever since in placing India, as an emerging force in world chess forum. He was the first Indian to earn the title of International Master.
Parimarjan Negi
Parimarjan Negi is the new face in the field of chess in India. Born on February 9, 1993, the chess player has shot into limelight by becoming the youngest Indian to earn the much coveted Grandmaster title in the sport. Negi developed the passion for chess right from his childhood.
P. Harikrishna
Grandmaster P. Harikrishna was born on May 10, 1986 in Andhra Pradesh. At an ELO rating of 2682, Harikrishna is second amongst the top Indian players, ranking next to Viswanathan Anand.
Viswanathan Anand
Viswanathan Anand been the epitome of chess in India and has gained worldwide recognition. In a glorious career spanning 25 years (and still counting), Anand has taken Indian chess to new heights.
Now you choose to be an idiot is another issue ofcourse.
"Chess was invented in the 10th century?
You invented ONE GAME in 1000 years? Good for you! I'm very proud of you!
Now what else have you done in 1000years"
I ask again. Is chess the only word you know in English language? Out of a list of 150 or so inventions could you read only chess?
What an illitrate fool!!
"British divided India and Pakistan in 1947? You kicked the Brits out long ago. Why haven't you reunified both countries by now?"
That is because we do not need any unification with the terrorist producing country like pakistan. It is you people who are fond of licking pakistani butts not us. That is why you give them billions of dollars in aid money so that they screw you back with your own money.
"Taliban will soon have nukes and will use them on India since Muslims hate Hindus and vice versa.
BOOM! 200 million potential H-1Bs disappear instantly."
Well if India uses its nukes on america's pampered child pakistan, it will disappear from the face of this earth. So we do not need to worry about taliban nukes.
"GRUNT GRUNT. OINK OINK."
Well! we always knew you whites are pigs. Now you proved that yourself. Thanks a lot. LOL!!
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